(Source: mediocremark, via nat-attackk)
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
(via stripperbelle)
i took a personality test apparently im dead
(Source: richwhitelesbian, via stripperbelle)
getting a bad grade on something is supposed to motivate you to try harder but it only makes me want to give up and not try at all anymore ever for anything
(via stripperbelle)
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
(Source: lindsaylohangmyself, via daskibitch)
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
accurate
(Source: glial, via daskibitch)
